Dreadful. As destructive goofball Mr. Bean, Rowan Atkinson shuffles and grimaces through a ramshackle plot about a trip to France, a mistaken kidnapping, and the Cannes Film Festival. Bean’s near-silent physical comedy always worked better in short sketches, but there aren’t very many funny bits in this second movie at all. You know how sometimes the only good jokes were in the trailer? Well, my favorite trailer gag didn’t even make it into the actual movie. <makes horrid leering face>

Mr. Bean’s Holiday. Steve Bendelack, 2007. *